Now we are going to connect the wires and see the result...yikes! The electricity is gone!
I am telling to a friend"For the past few days the clouds have all been just hovering overhead,but they don't rain...So it won't rain today also"
I suddenly found a tiny drop on my hand....and the next moment...it rained Rhinos and Elephants.
Sitting in the class,someone was saying "I hope ma'am doesn't ask us for our observation notebooks,I haven't completed it"
I,being the loudspeaker,said"Relax,today ma'am is absent.Even I haven't completed my observation"
The next moment,the "ma'am" appears out of nowhere and says "All of you,submit your observation notebooks,and those who haven't completed them,will be marked zero!"
One evening in the hostel,I told my roomies,"You go and eat.Today is Wednesday,the food won't be good,I don't feel like eating"
An hour later,they returned and said"You should've come,the food was good today.They changed the menu."
And at all these times(and other such times),I always found somebody giggling at my plight.Yeah,you got it...its The Almighty.
Seriously,nowadays I tell everyone something and add it with "Since I am SAYING it,it won't happen" and to negate THAT statement,whatever I say does happen.:P
Some people say things that actually turn out to be true...but yours' truly never listens to them,and those people give me "I-told-you-so" looks :P.
So all in all,whenever I think this is really going to happen,something unbelievable incident happens that ruins all my plans and I end up asking Him "Why,why only me?Can't you target someone else?"
And all I hear is more giggling.
Well does this happen to you all too? I mean this happens to me ALL the time...Does it happen that whatever you say never really happens??
Awaiting your answers...and if I am right,you all would reply.:P
Please read the poem in my previous post.Arre yaar,it was a moment of Eureka when I got the idea for the poem :P
Enoy your day